time? HA!

[Think long and hard about this, and one of three things will happen]
[A. You will get a very annoying headache]
[B. You will spontaneously be struck by lightning]
[C. You will gain a better understanding of the world]
[So, just hope for C]
[Or B... If you insist...]

Time is but an illusion;
That which was, is;
That which was, will be;
That which is, was;
That which is, will be;
That which will be, was;
That which will be, is.
Past,
Present,
Future,
These were created not by God, but
by man.

[If you can understand this, then you can laugh at most everything]
[History? HA!]
[History has not yet come to pass, and]
[The future already has]